“Although I am almost illiterate mathematically, I grasped very early in life that any one who can count to ten can count upward indefinitely if he is fool enough to do so.” – Robertson Davies
“We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.” – Dan Quayle
“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” – Dan Quayle
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.” – Spike Milligan
“In mathematics, you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.” – Johann von Neumann
“What’s on your mind, if you’ll forgive the overstatement?” – Fred Allen
“I never did very well in math – I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn’t meant my answers literally.” – Calvin Trillin
“God does not care about our mathematical difficulties; He integrates empirically.” – Albert Einstein
“My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.” – Woody Allen
“My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years.” – Paul Merton
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